What is the term for horse meat ?

Exactly. So lets come up with one, my youngest has come up with "Hork"

Hork madras
Hork lasagne

Sounds good to me but I'm looking for more ideas

What about heef?

It is close enough to beef.

That way they can just stick an "H" sticker on all the Findus stuff and put it back on the shelves?

Heef

Admin 1 between us I think we have just got Findus foods out of the brown stuff, I shall e-mail them prompt and get the font and ral for the 'H' stickers.
Are you ok with a 40% cut because I did plant the seed ?

Breaking News: The bad news is that there has been contamination in our heef stocks. Apparently there has been up to 80% squirrel meet in our heef. The Romanian crime gangs are apparently suing their suppliers.

Findus have just replied, they like the idea about the 'H' stickers but say it still sounds like beef so they have asked if we can supply them with 'Hoo' stickers ?
So in your absence admin1 I did a dragons den and said "we're in" !
Should I be worried now the squirel's have come on my radar ?

"Apparently there has been up to 80% squirrel meet in our heef."


Squirrels have been holding meetings in your 'heef'???

Did you warn them about the thread of sewage contamination.

We need to draw the line at P stickers for our hoo stickers

Apparently there has been up to 80% squirrel meet in our heef
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That would be "80% squeef". Or is it squork?