BENEDICT????

Butts a bit of a bully .. but the first Pope to resign in 600 years has to be 'A Story' hasn't it ..

Is it the prequel to a revelation .. Not predicting anything like ..

Well if the bishop get the job that's it , dean can stick his club up his ass cos I won't be going .

Pope Benedict?!!

I think I'll 'parson' that one, eh? Eh? EH??

Sounds like Nigel Adkins has been offered The Pope gig 38 ~ (well according to sources in Turkey/Iran) he's evidently mulling it over though it seems The Iron's steaming over this as the Vatican are wriggling on paying any Management Sell on accrual fees .. leaves
a sort of acid taste in the throat ..

Omeprazole may sort it .. ..

No Uncle Deluge he's not a Centre Forward though may make a Fine Sensual Suitor for your recently Shelved Soubrette, Tatiana .. ..

Surely the pope would be a good bet to take over at Town seeing as he fits into Deans mould of being brilliant with kids?

Are you casting aspersions there Cas .. ? .. Tbh its not funny tho

Perhaps the Pope is going to go for a sheet in the woods and they are going to make a bear the Pope?

Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?

They won't mess about naming a replacement.

They do things quickly in Rome. Thats what we need - a brisk roman to sort things out.

Hold on - "brisk roman" re- arrange the letters - "mark robins"

That fella in the paper who was paying young kids to watch him messing with himself while plying the kids with vodka sounds like he may be in the running for a job in the Vatican,,, The only thing missing off his cv is messing with youngboys,,, Might hear about that the next time he is up before the beak.