Superstitions

Well, United have never lost after i've been filtered by VC

Volume always has to be on an even number for me. Feel so uncomfortable when It's not! But on match day it don't feel right unless I'm wearing a pair of shorts during the game!

Haven't got any, but I might sacrafice a goat and 'do' a virgin tonight to see if it helps.

Keep 'em coming so my nervous tension can be resisted until kick off

If I where a blue away top usually utd lose or draw and like an idiot I went to bed wearing last years away kit sorry lads