Luis Suarez: What will he do next?

After Suarez's disgusting behavior last night, he has left the world wondering, just how low can he continue to stoop before he is finally banned from football?

In case you are new to football and don't know much about Luis Suarez, here are a couple of things he is known for doing best...

Feigning injury:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAHRHT4A9TE

Diving:
http://www.miniurl.com/s/4Zx
http://www.miniurl.com/s/4Zy
http://www.miniurl.com/s/4Zz
http://www.miniurl.com/s/4ZA

Hair pulling:
http://www.miniurl.com/s/4ZB

Biting:
http://www.miniurl.com/s/4ZC

Kicking out petulantly:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEMtcZ1C7No

Kicking out violently:
http://www.miniurl.com/s/4ZD

Stepping on people
http://www.miniurl.com/s/4ZE

Stamping:
http://www.miniurl.com/s/4ZF
http://www.miniurl.com/s/4ZG
http://www.miniurl.com/s/4ZH

Stamping cross diving:
http://www.miniurl.com/s/4ZI

Goalkeeping:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn_oYeugGiw

Racially abusing:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2076452/Luis-Suarez-given-match-ban-race-row.html

Refusing to shake hands pre-match:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CfEJVL0SmY

Losing the plot:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOExtEo3-oM

Flipping the bird:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wmBlkHlU_k

Abusing water bottles:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LF6s5QMW7O0

Disrespecting managers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pafN0BZhX5Y

Disrespecting nations:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfSrXh-MhP4

Trying to copy Maradona:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=JufImz2zJbk&NR=1

Getting there eventually:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vREc_hwVKtk

Lying:
http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_7242546,00.html

Getting your hopes up:
http://www.miniurl.com/s/4Zw

That's quite a repertoire from Luis Suarez. He has done so much, you just wonder what is there left for him to do? Spit on somebody? Be the first to get a 2 match ban this season (already on 8 yellow cards, most in the PL), punch somebody? What will he do next?