My Predicament...

Will do. Il post on this thread but may be tomorrow when I know for sure

as long as you go armed with a small bottle of watered down fairy washing up liquid and a 'I luv Maf' banner, you should fit right in Tommy

I reckon most of us have done this at some point.I did it at the Holte end at VIlla Park (I dont recommend it) - its impossible to keep your hands down, that split second as the ball bags the back of their net will be all too much, as you jump up, arms in the air you need to quickly change it to an aggrssive gesture, try pointing to the Spurs fans in anger sayng to whoever will listen "Tottenham? I $hit 'em - facking 's"

At half time try to dumb yourself down a bit, use the word "facking" before every noun so you sound like a west ham fan and talk about how great it was when West Ham won the world cup without rolling your eyes or laughing, and dont forget, its not really called "lego towers", You will need to practice saying "come on you irons" as if the gay connotations of that chant have passed you by - you will be alright mate

"I did it at the Holte end at VIlla Park (I dont recommend it)"

Did the guy next to you keep going on about how Spurs have never won league titles or the "big one" more than Villa have ??

Funny enough RDBD he did ...and he was on a penny farthing

Guy sounds like a total ... legend, to me.

I would go even if I had to sit on the roof of the stand stark b0ll0ck naked

Just think how superior you'll feel surrounded by all those neanderthals

Will do. Il post on this thread but may be tomorrow when I know for sure
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Nice one. Let us know and I'll have it of ya.

Will do. Il post on this thread but may be tomorrow when I know for sure
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Any joy with that ticket insane ??

It turned out alright actually gents...