Drunk at work..

My first job back when I was 17. I grew up with my parents running a pub in near longsight, and one night we put on a surprise birthday do for one of the regulars on a Friday night. Ended up locked in until almost 4 or 5 am (can't remember now), and I had to get up to go to work on the Saturday morning. Was the roughest morning of my life.

i oncw worked in a meat factory straight after i left school to get a bit of cash before i went travelling.

i was down the pub battered one friday night when my boss rung to ask me to go in at midnight as they had a massive order come in last minute.

i told him i was hammered so no, but the offer of triple time and the monday off made me give in.

they had me stood at the end of a conveyor belt strapping up boxes of meat on a machine.

everything was fine until about half 1 when i heard someone yelling at me

not suprising really, as there was about 500 quids worth of meat around my feet as i'd falled asleep standing up

I too am still drink at work.

New Years a couple of years back when I was travelling I landed myself a hotel in the Daintree rainforest, went out NYE, didn't get back until 6am (2 hours late), and lost my room key meaning I had to steal somebody else's uniform from the staff washing line. They stank of damp and were a large French guys so they were hanging off me.

Coming down from a 12 hour drink + god knows else what else binge and had a 4-4 shift in a 5* hotel in the most humid place I've ever been. Not fun!!!!

When I was 18 I went out on the Saturday night, got drunk, threw up on my mate who was driving me home.

When I got home I couldn't get in the house and my mum found me at 5.00am sleeping by the front door, key in hand by the lock. She then tried to wake me up, I took a swing as I was disorientated and feel down in a heap in the hall.

For that she woke me at 9.00am and told me I had to get to work in a shop I was working at during that time.

At 12.00pm I came back home having spent half the mornin throwing up in the toilet.

I have never got drunk in the 17 years since then on a night before work.

I fell asleep in the freezer at McDonalds when I was about 17.

Anybody ever been sick and blamed it on somebody else? I have done it twice, the funnier time if just eaten a prawn curry, threw up all over my mate who was sleeping by the side if the sofa, laughed to myself as the dog was licking it all off his face and blamed him when he woke up

It was funny when he realised he didn't have prawns later that day.

I fell asleep in the freezer at McDonalds when I was about 17.

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god you scousers will steal anything

Anybody ever been sick and blamed it on somebody else?

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I haven't but a mate of mine moved into a new house and wanted help decorating. We got one room done, then we just got wasted.

My brother was sick on my mates (freshly painted) wall, blamed my cousin and went home.

The worst thing is, my mate never cleaned it, he just painted over the sick stain

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