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Gervinho... The hero!

It's Monday at training, Arsene is feeling down, Spurs have just washed
Asenal away 2-1,

Bould "Hi Arsene "

Arsene "*sigh.. Hi Steve"

Bould "What's up buddy"

Arsene "It's just not working"

Bould "Try holding the zip tighter when you pull it up"

Arsene ", I need to be alone"

* Arsene goes to his office, there's a knock at the door"

Arsene "Come in"

Gervinho

Arsene * Mutter under his breath "oh god"

Gervinho (Whispers) "I can be your hero"

Arsene Huh?

*Gervinho clears his throat, takes a sip of water, takes a deep breath and
calmy starts to sing


Gervinho "Arsene, Would you dance if I asked you to dance?"

Arsene

Gervinho "Would you run, and never look back"

Arsene "I'm not leaving "

Gervinho "Would you cry if you saw me crying"

Arsene "Blame your first touch"

Gervinho "Would you save my soul... tonight"

Arsene "Where are you going with this?

Gervinho " Would you tremble if I touched your lips"


Arsene "Ok this is weird"

Gervinho "Would you laugh?Oh please tell me this"

Arsene "Security "

*Gervinho places his finger on Arsene's lips

Gervinho "Now, would you die for the one you love?"

Arsene "Pat Rice"

Gervinho "Hold me in your arms tonight"

*At this point the windows open, Arshavin flies in with his arms aloft, there's a bright light, Arsene see's angels wings

Gervinho and Arshavin "We can be your hero, Arsene. We can kiss away the pain, We will stand by you forever, You can take our breath away."

Arshavin "Would you swear, that you'll always be mine?"

Arsenal "Well unless Fulham come in with an offer"

Arshavin "Would you lie? Would you run and hide?"

Arsene "Park was a good signing "

Arshavin Am I in too deep? Have I lost my mind?

Arsene "You signed the contract "

Arshavin "I don't care, you're here tonight"

Arsene "My boys "

*Diaby, Fabianski, Ramsey burst in the room

Collective " We can be your hero, Arsene . We can kiss away the pain. We will stand by you forever. You can take our breath away."

*Diaby solo

Diaby "Oh, I just wanna hold you.I just wanna hold you, oh yeah"

Arsene "SHUT UP ABOU"

They all laugh

The End

posted on 7/3/13

A poor Lady copy. 1 star

comment by fred (U9833)

posted on 7/3/13

bloomin' 'eck, I've just waited 5 minutes of my life reading this - time I'll never get back again.

comment by GOODBYE (U1029)

posted on 7/3/13



That makes me happy Fred

posted on 7/3/13

Bould "Try holding the zip tighter when you pull it up"

posted on 7/3/13

Arsene "It's just not working"

Bould "Try holding the zip tighter when you pull it up"

posted on 7/3/13

Hahahahaha just saw this you cheeky lad Thudds

posted on 7/3/13

tl:dr

comment by GOODBYE (U1029)

posted on 7/3/13

posted on 7/3/13

Lady???...do you want me to hit him or have you got a copyright for doing Arsenal stories and hit him harder in the courts ???

comment by GOODBYE (U1029)

posted on 7/3/13

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