D'Jeezus applies for a job

Seeing as though there weren't many articles being written today....



Professor X: Right, so, D'Jeezus. We have people who can read minds, regenerate, turn themselves into metal, fly, etc. We even have a man who can shrink to the size of an ant and retain his normal strength. I understand you're looking for employment at the moment. What do you feel you can bring to the team?

D'Jeezus: Reserve team match threads.

Professor X: I see. Well, we certainly don't have anyone doing those at the moment. Do you have a warcry or catchy slogan?

D'Jeezus: Yes. It goes like this: "Only I can do reserve team match threads!"

Professor X: Hmm. That's very consistent with your superpower.