Optimistic

Just need to start delivering then maybe we will start to believe!

Those tweets sound more excitable than a smurf getting laid. Have Venkys been slipping something funny into the players chicken out there?

bet goodwillie wished he'd tweeted b4 setting off today.

Balaji Rao just tweeted...."Roberts is an idiot,we will have to let him go"

And seconds later Anuradha Desai posted - "Balaji's account on Twitter has been hacked. Jason Roberts is a respected figure at Blackburn Rovers and would never be publicly abused. We have offered him a new 12-year contract and increased his wages to £300,000 a week."

She then added........"It has been decided we are to replace Mr Kean with Mr Jason Roberts as manager due to his tireless smilng,he will also receive 30% of the shares in Blackburn Rovers"

And then further added - "With regret we would like to inform our fans that we actually mistook Jason Roberts for Rovers youth player Jason Banton. Jason Roberts is in fact an idiot and it is in fact Jason Banton who has been offered a 12-year contract and £300,000 in a player manager role in addition to 30% shares in the club."

Jason Roberts was not available for comment.

I'm shocked, a whole sentence... I wasn't aware he could finish anything!

This morning shockwaves were rippling around Ewood as Balaji Rao announced on Twitter -"We are delighted to inform our fans that we have appointed Sir Pie Eater as chief operating officer of public relations, marketing and global affairs. We feel his experience and knowledge are perfect for our club. Sir Pie will appear at a press conference shortly."

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