Hello Nouha Dicko

Is Rod Fanni available ? Or Uwe Fuchs ?
David Goodwillie ?

If we're being ridiculous we may as well go all the way.

Stefan Kùntz? Might be knocking on a bit now.

Dicko meet Dickheads

If he routinely scores from the bench that's impressive...it's at least a 50 yard shot

Ha ha, your on form tonight lads!

He should be good on the ball anyway.

I've gone and got you a premier league striker ......what more do you want ?

Nobody can accuse you of not going all out when faced with a disastrous relegation Steve.

Last year an Egg - this year a Díck.

i know you'd see sense wolfgang !

There is no point signing new players if they are no better than what you already have.

Nobody can argue with that principle - but as we are 23rd in the Championship you would have thought there would be a few players out there that might be better

I believe Chiqui Arce of Paraguay may be available on a free!