I had a dream last night. April fool i am

That this season of promise went down the toilet our best prospect was sent to United when we needed him most.

We lost our best defender for a match but we let a full international defender go on loan the day before to be replaced by some signing of Gordon Browns?

But fans where telling me how good it was to be lower in the league than the European cup winning former England manager left us.

And they al thought we here doing well because we where going to me a mid-table mediocre team and that's what all the fans had been saying all season was the best we could expect and the £1m we was paying Gordon Brown
was worth it because he sold half our gold reserves at $250 an ounce and they are now worth $2000 an ounce

It was an April fool joke wasn't It?