Cazorla is more involved when Rosicky plays

Yanga Umbea the new Yaya Banana.

Kam, how's Borja Valero done a Fiorentina?

Aubergines is not a natural finisher, he is a more of a vegetable if you know what I mean

Why are people asking Kamran these things like he knows anything?

I asked because he said he'd watched Fiore a lot this season. I had thought of adding that I didn't expect much given his failure to notice the less conspicuous aspects of football, but I thought I'd leave it for when he said he didn't rate him.

I'm still not sure about Aubameyang, he's got talent but there's something not right about him...

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Definitely a Bertie Big Bo!!ocks! Loads of talent, but definitely got a touch of the ME ME ME about him. I still expect him to get a big move this summer.

"Kam, how's Borja Valero done a Fiorentina?"
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Very well ioag, very well. He's one of the reasons they're playing such beautiful football. Aquilani, Pizarro and Valero are good passers of the ball, their ball retention is very good.

"I asked because he said he'd watched Fiore a lot this season. I had thought of adding that I didn't expect much given his failure to notice the less conspicuous aspects of football, but I thought I'd leave it for when he said he didn't rate him."
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I only said that to make sure you spoke highly of him.