Ben Arfa back in full training

That is good news.

I don't want his medical at Melwood to be delayed you see

Suarez and £20m and we'll start talking..

Hmmm, you'd probably have to pay 20mil for Suarez's teeth

so we'll start the bidding at £200mil

His teeth are probably the biggest part and most saleable asset of him though. I know a few who'd pay for his 2 front teeth alone!

stop being jealous just because you have crooked teeth

My teeth are perfectly uncrooked.