I'm so bored...

Tell me about it

My mates suggested I try watching cricket in the meantime

Just about ready to slit my wrists if I watch another match. Was there ever a more uninteresting sport?

It's all a conspiracy. The whole world, life, Wenger, everything...

Test cricket is unbelievably boring, that's not going to help at all.

As I discovered. Wimbledon was just about bearable though

As for the women's world cup-sorry to sound so sexist but why do they even bother? an't remember the last time I felt so un interested watching a football match

Simple truth is that NOTHING can compete with the prem

One thing I've noticed is if you search Mata on twitter it comes up with loads of random tweets from foreign people where I think mata is a word, it's frustrating. I want some twitter guru to tell me he's signed

Just found out mata means eye in indonesian and I think it means kills in portugese

I'm losing hope. Usual rubbish out of Wenger's mouth. I don't know why I ever believe him any more. "I will do business sooner rather than later" he says on the Arsenal webiste. What is his definition of "sooner"? The season starts in two weeks.

I know he has to factor in the Cesc and Nasri situation into his transfer activity but it's the defence we are all worried about and surely buying a CB is not dependent on the Cesc/Nasri money or is £10m our transfer budget for the season and, therefore, have we been lied to about a £40m kitty?

I expect Cesc to go on the last day of the transfer window and a CB to come in (if we haven't left it too late), tops.

The board always lies about our transfer budget at the start of every summer just to get the fans off their backs. Our net spend is usually lower than the likes of Sunderland which is a shame. So any transfer activity will start once Fab leaves which hopefully would be sooner than later.

will be sooner rather than later*