Smoke bombs?

It's the kids organising this on their twitbooks.

I think they're alright so long as the players don't use them to mask their runs on the pitch or unsight goalkeepers.

Yeah, it's just kids setting them off and thinking they're like Turkish ultras all of a sudden.

While they're no real harm, I don't see the point, smoke gets in the way, and probably not pleasant if you're asthmatic.

And they aren't allowed. It's something that's sprung up at a few clubs, Sheff Wed put a statement on their site the other day saying they'll ban anyone with one, even if not set off.

In the current climate, I certainly wouldn't risk walking round with anything like that stuck up me jumper.

One minute you're at The Reebok watching football, the next you're being water boarded,wearing orange jim-jams somewhere in Cuba.......

Think about it kids, it's just not worth it.

Unless of course you are in to some crazy stuff in the bedroom in which case a nice bit of water boarding in a safe controlled environment might be right up your street.

You'll never see your family again of course, and the accomodation is abit sparse.......

You're worse than me sometimes...

Yeah, but I've got twenty years on you, mate.

You're gonna wind up worse than me....

Is that even possible?!

What's your safe word, WF? Fishsticks?

Nope, although may use that in future for a laugh!