10 match ban

Dont forget his punch while away on international duty....How does he fit it all in!

Don't forget all the deliberate handballs.

Just the sort of list of attributes you'd see on a player considered top three in the world. Oh how I laughed.

Just hope we can compound their.misery at anfield...

Is Suarez going to be put on the dangerous dog breed by the police and the RSPCA.

Does every owner that has a Suarez have to hand it in to be put down or will they try muzzling all of the Suarez's first.

Hope that any owners of a Suarez don't try breeding it with a Barton.Otherwise you'd end up with a nasty piece of work.

If you cross and Suarez with a Barton you will make a very dopey dog that no matter how many times its punished will still be a naughty boy!

Stevie G will bury you you lot. He will make Distin look like the pensioner he is. Distin and his zimmer, Jagielka and his pirate wooden leg look. What a joke of a centre back pairing.

After Stevie G destroys you, Sturridge will hammer the nails in the coffin and end your Euro pursuit.

Jelavic, he's got the turning circle of a super tanker. He will score as many goals as Suarez during his ban and Jelavic will play......jokes

Allotment club

I grow tired of this pleb ^

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Shaneknows

Even if this guy's 10 he's retar-ded

Why always Liverpool?



Most hard done by club ever.

Anyone know a Dentist who will do a full gnasher removal, without Anaesthetic?
That may prove a tasty punishment and incentive never to try it again.
No doubt however, he could probably give someone a nasty suck.

Keep it clean now!