A Helping Hand For Robin

Suarez will never be the top scorer in the chompians league.

When has the last time a Liverpool player won the golden boot?

Chompians League

Boogie with a suitcase

98 and 99 Owen was joint top scorer. Don't know the last time they had a player win it out right.

Suarez could win the golden ass due to his appearance.

Suarez was in line for the Golden tooth award,but there's not enough gold in fort knox to smelt down to replicate only one of his front teeth

suarez has just signed up for

come dine with me

i beleive his menu is liver with fava beans and a nice chianti

What get's on my t1ts is that I can't post on multiple boards because apparently my Bebe 》 Torres thread was seen as a wum yet I see many others wumming while abusing the very thing I can't do.

Maybe the Chelsea fans complained about it and no one here complains about such posts....

Rez it might not just be a case of your article but several situations colliding which meant your article (which although designed to be funny could be seen as wum material as well) was seen as the work of a wum and resulted in teh ban.

I would say your best bet is to only make complimentary articles on opposition boards (or ones that are very clearly not wums) and save humour for replies to others articles.

Well, I've stop making those articles except for the United board now and then.

To be honest, I am at work where everyone has a limited grasp of English and not much interest in football. add in the fact the time difference, I finish work when most people are waking up or leaving home for work in the UK.

It's just seems unfair to be banned doing that when others do so and no precussion seems to happen (ephasis on the seems).