Gareth Bale + Cristiano Ronaldo

not gonna happen......

it wld take cash only...and a HELL of a lot of it to deal inside the PL imo.....

Nani for bale in a straight swap would be worth it

Levy is going to shaft us again if we try to sign Bale.

Scholes right boot: balotelli's girlfriend is better than all of them

BTW since when did we have so much money to spend?!

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i dont know where this myth comes from that we dont have any cash, its a joke.

utd have signed, and are on the verge of signing huge contracts worth a fortune.

@ CentreTransfer
Manchester United are set to offer £55m plus Antonio Valencia for Tottenham's Gareth Bale. (CaughtOffside) #Transfers
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So, Tottenham just get £55m and the headache that everyone has to pave way because Valencia only has 1 foot.

CaughtOffside make The Sun look like Reuters

It seems like every day we will get over-excited scroats writing an article linking us to Bale.

Rather than bore us all every day, why not just have a 'Bale watch thread' where you all giggly kids go and paste your thoughts.

Wish people would stop going on about signing Ronaldo back, it's not going to happen.

Bale is a lot more likely but even that is a long shot, with the money Levy is going to demand.

Looking at the guys article history he doesn't half chat out of his backside, and if you claim Caught Offside is a pile of shiteee why link us to its rumour tweet?