Well where to start eh?
I reckon we should firstly sell Crouch and Keane to Sunderland or Newcastle, then we could offer Modric in a swap for Eto'o. at least that way he wont end up at Chelsea! Apparently Eto'o isnt happy at Inter. Then Inter could sell Sneijder to Man Utd, and Utd could then sell Berbatov back to Spurs for a much smaller amount than we sold him for.
Oh, then Inter will need another striker, they could finally buy Tevez from City, it's getting boring watching that Sky Sports ticker saying the same things every day. Fabregas should just go to Barcelona, he should just go, it's frankly getting stupid now, or at least he should go on holiday there a bit more often.
I'd rather we got Barton than Parker, so we should bite Stoke's hands off if they bid over £5m for Palacios, and get Barton on a free.
That deal with Blackburn for Samba, we should increase the stakes, offer them Bentley and Bassong for Samba, Robinson, and a years supply of Chicken, as keeping Samba fed for a year is going to cost a lot.
Who else remains in our pile of "dead wood"?
Jenas...... I wonder if Mourinho still wants him?
Swapsies n Stuff
posted on 4/8/11
We should offer Jenas and Bentley to Bolton and get Cahill also.
SS are saying Liverpool are going in for him.
posted on 4/8/11
is there anybody in Dutch Football that we might like? they still seem to rate Gomes over there, and could easily be fooled.
posted on 4/8/11
if we are playing swap shop,i have a right proper g-star 3 quarter jacket thats to small for me now would take a......
belstaff coat in return!
posted on 4/8/11
I think you'd be lucky to get Gerry Francis' old managers jacket in that sort of a swap.
posted on 4/8/11
worth a try!
belstaff have a sale on so i'll buy one anyhoo
posted on 4/8/11
I wonder if Athletico Bilbao might like the look of GDS?
a straight swap for Llorente surely?
posted on 4/8/11
We'd never be able to afford Eto'o's wages for a start.
I'd swap Keane and Bentley/Hutton + £5m for Gyan