Rooney + Torres = Definite goals.
Torres needs a partner. Mata is dogpoo.
Mata is so slow, can't pass forward and is just in general rubbish. So over hyped. a few passes here and there and people think he's the next Torres. No way, Nuh uh, he's nowt special.
Rooney is the reason RVP is so clinical. Rooney was/is the lube of Manchester United. Without Rooney to ease RVP into the team, RVP would've flopped worse than Torres. Trust me. Rooney can play killer balls forward, hold the ball up and chip in with a few goals. He's a proper Torres fanboy, loves him, so that's a plus. HE'LL PASS HIM THE BALL. For sure. Rooney is the final key to unlock the true EL NINOOOOOO.
Rafa, Mata, Hazard, Oscar, Benayoun, Di Matteo, all of that was dogpoo. Rooney is the thing we've been holding out for.
Shove Mata on the left ... of a horse ... on the way to Egypt. And Hazard on the right.
Rooney through the middle behind the freckled warrior.
Torres up front.
Viva Fernando.
PS. I was right about Schurrle at the start of the season.
Let's sign Rooney.
posted on 8/5/13
Stig you're back!
And you're still in love with Torres!
Sad to say times have changed man. Sturridge has gone 1L isn't all over Torres anymore No more Sturridge vs Torres argueme.. debates
By the way, please tell me this was a joke:
Mata is so slow, can't pass forward and is just in general rubbish. So over hyped. a few passes here and there and people think he's the next Torres. No way, Nuh uh, he's nowt special.
posted on 8/5/13
Arab you do realise the guy who wrote this article is a dumb ar$e or drunk probably both not many people will argue Torres is as good a Rooney after what we have seen this year
posted on 8/5/13
I don't doubt that most Chelsea fans don't particularly rate Torres I just thought Rooney was being underrated instead...
I hear enough of it on the United forum.
posted on 8/5/13
Uni's finished
Haha this whole articles a joke. Just trying to ease my way back in. Haha
Im not 'in love' with Torres anymore. I think he has to go, but the minute he leaves i guarentee hell bang in goals for his next club. It was destined to fail here from the start
posted on 8/5/13
Hello
posted on 8/5/13
Hello Stig nice to see you again. Thought you'd given up on El Niño.
posted on 8/5/13
As in the username, you've returned!
posted on 9/5/13
TBH if he wasn't criticised so much on the United board I would probably be a little bit less defensive...
posted on 9/5/13
why do they criticise i hear you fans go on about how amazing welbeck is so if welbeck is good Rooney must be godly
posted on 9/5/13
Thanks - but no thanks!