Why we won't win the league

4 August 2011

Remember the old days when Real Madrid had the Galacticos? Well when I look round our team do you know how many Galacticos I see? None. I don't even see any Solar Systemicos.

Now you might say Fabregas is a Galactico but is he? Is he really? No. Zidane was a Galactico, he won the world cup. Has Fabregas won the world cup? Well yes...but Zidane's still better.

And what about Nasri you say. He's no Galactico. Beckham was a Galactico because he boosted shirt sales. Does Nasri boost shirt sales? No. He looks mumpy in the photos and no one wants to buy a mumpy shirt do they?

Well Van Persie then, he must be a Galactico? No he's not. Figo was a Galactico and he doesn't give in to grey. Van Persie does.

We're doomed.

comment by Armchair Judgement (U6850)

posted on 4/8/11

So did Roberto Bettega - didn't harm him. Now Ravanelli...that's a different matter.

comment by BBBP - Denchtastic (U2323)

posted on 4/8/11

Thomas Gravesen was a Galactico!

comment by WengersExcuses (U9607)

posted on 4/8/11

Sheriff JW Pepper (U1007)
im not worried about him leaving,it looks like his time is up,he cant keep on getting away with his mistakes season after season because eventually we will fail to get into the top 4 and this season could very well be it

comment by Sheriff JW Pepper (U1007)

posted on 5/8/11

excuses

One thing you can be sure of.....with his selective eyesight - he won't see it coming.

comment by WengersExcuses (U9607)

posted on 5/8/11

Sheriff JW Pepper (U1007)
how do u think he'd fair at Chelsea if he took over this season.

comment by Sheriff JW Pepper (U1007)

posted on 5/8/11

A bizarre question indeed

That's like putting Moe the Barman in charge of Claridges

comment by TheEliteProject (U9604)

posted on 5/8/11

WengersExcuses (U9607)

This guy is a total WUM. He is putting Arsenal DOWN. He isn't a proper GOONER like the rest of us.