You may be higher than us

Now that very mean Andrew.

Very mean indeed.

Can you smell the envy?

I love it.

Joker. OK our players may be mentally 'on the beach' but who cares. We're safe and sound and Villa are still, very slightly, still in danger.

Come on Wigan!

4-0, our worst defeat of the season and boy, were we not at the races.
Have Villa conceded 4 goals in any game this season?

Think of the number 4...........,
Then double it

That's right, Lobster P.
Also, just think of the number 4 on its own.
Then think of the number 4 again and add one to it.

And then think of relegation

Peace will have to sack his moat cleaners.

What's relegation?

#YouWouldKnow

favourites to go down next year

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Three words: Hull, Steve, Bruce.

Hull look very ordinary.
If Watford go up, they will also struggle without their loan players. It's a scandal how many they've been able to borrow this season.
Cardiff - depends if Malky Mackay stays and who takes over if he doesn't.