Wayne Rooney

Paul Stretford on the phone:

"Hiya Wayne, we've had some interest from Arsenal...

Wayne?
Wayne?
You still there?

Must have lost the signal, I'll call him later"

rooney on 225 a week

To arsenal ?

I dont think so

Would love Rooney at Tottenham, sadly will never happen

Comment from the BBC:
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"He cant go PSG because the tax rate is 75% and he will struggle to learn french.

He cant go Spain because he will struggle to learn Spanish.

He cant go Bayern Munich because he will struggle to learn German.

He cant go to Man City because he will be literally be the most hated player of all time

Where is he gonna go?"
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They make a good point. I reckon he'll either stay or go to Chelsea.

He doesn't have to learn a language to work in a country. Plus they have people from all over the place so he will do fine.

The only thing against PSG is the tax rate.

Mr. Rooney, Thanks for the memories but good riddance.

It won't be sad to see him go. I'm actually looking forward to it

He doesn't have to learn a language to work in a country. Plus they have people from all over the place so he will do fine.

The only thing against PSG is the tax rate.
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Not too sure how the tax situation works, but Paris is only 60mins or so by helicopter. Nothing to stop him living on the south coast, fly to Paris daily and pay UK tax

Is there any chance of him doing a tevez creature move ? - I know the bitters I speak to have slagged Wazza off since day one with us but would become instant admirers with him at mcfc

Tevez has worked/lived in this country for over 5 years, and still can't speak good England.

Rooney will be fine abroad.