Eurovision Song Contest

Yes we should. We've won every other European trophy that we could possibly win, boom boom.

Luiz is a good singer

Yes,john terry can take centre stage playing solo on his own trumpet and in full kit.

You'll have to use one of your eastern european players, as the Brits will have no chance. Maybe get Peter Cech to sing Paranoid Andriod by Radiohead.... that should do it

Or just have a good old victory sing song??

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