Maf's Final Week On Death Row

well, time is almost up Maf. This Sunday, admin 1 will pull the lever on his electric high-chair, and send him packing for good.

We just have a few things to clear up, Maf

1. What is your request for last meal? I was thinking some humble pie, or maybe some bitter lemons

2. Who would you like at final visitation? I assume that you will want me chicken, don the mug, raptor, thudd, clicky and one or two others to be present. plus your boyfriend myhammers.

3. at the moment of death the body becomes incontinent, so you will have to wear a nappy. now i know you usually wear nappies anyway so admin 1 has kindly allowed you to use your nappy, rather than the special ja606 nappies saved for occasions were planks like you gamble your account on football results.

Finally you are allowed to say a few last words before you are terminated, so i think ja606 wants to hear once again how you think west ham are the 4th biggest team in england, behind man united, arsenal, and liverpool

see you at final visitation on sunday morning, maffy