Welcome to the Edgeley Park. I'm Park, but you can call me the Spacial One.
Budget - £2.023m
Stats - http://www.ja606.co.uk/articles/viewArticle/309000
Defence -
GK - Frazer Forster - The Lumberjack
GK - Timo Horn - The Crumple-Horned Snorkack
RB - Kieran Trippier - Trippier than Steven Gerrard
RB - Dani Alves - Dani Flalves
CB - Raphael Varane - Shhh! Keep him on the downlow!
CB - Jamal Lascelles - The Last Seller of Ja-Marmalade
CB - Daniele Rugani - A Rug an Eatery, the future of small, independent cafes, there will also be a second hand book store
CB - Mathias Ginter - Gin(s)ter's Meat Pasty
RB - Ricardo Rodriguez - Gringo
LB - Erik Durm - Viktor Krum
Midfield -
DM - Christoph Kramer - Cosmo
CM - Morgan Schneiderlin - Snider Man
CM - Bastian Schweinsteiger - Schwhy I outgh'a!
CM - Leon Goretzka - Belly's Gonna Goretzk'ya!
CM - Isco - Do the Isco Disco
CM - Ivan Rakitic (C) - I Vanna Rack you Di.ck-ch
RW - Kevin Volland - He thinks he's Dutch
RW - Thomas Muller - Fruit Corner
LW - Julian Draxler - "Julienne the Carrots!" Bellowed Gordon Ramsey
Attack -
ST - Sergio Aguero - 'n' Butler
ST - Paco Alcacer - 'n' Butler
ST - Inaki Williams - 'n' Butler
Assorted Dross and Cannon-Fodder -
RB - Tyias Browning - Tie Us a Bow
CB - Mathias Bossaerts - Boss! It hurts!
CB - Erik Palmer-Brown - If you go down, don't forget to palm 'er brown
CB - Brendan Galloway - George
DM - Rodney Kongolo - King Kongolo
CM - Fosu-Mensah - Fodder
CM - George Glendon - On the 6th day, God looked across a patch of grass and said "That's that Glen-Done
CM - Hamza Choudhury - Child! Hurry over!
CM - Gedion Zelalem - Little over ZE(a)Lous
CM - Ben Pearson - He's got more pearson's than Leiva's ga.y ear
CM - Oliver Shenton - Shenton... Shenton! SHENTON! Oh for God's sake... SHENTON!
RW - Josimar Quintero - I'm gonna trick Mex into buying this one
RW - Sunday Bale - Only Bale on Sundays
ST - Reece Grego-Cox - Greg-Oh
ST - Seung Woo-Lee - Woo-Lee, I'm Seung Woo Lee
Little Horse AFC
posted on 16/7/15
£5m and he's yours
posted on 16/7/15
Whenever you want. I'm happy to hold onto him if you change your mind
posted on 16/7/15
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posted on 16/7/15
Go on then
posted on 19/7/15
Interested in a few of your players so we could perhaps find a deal.
Not sure who you are willing to put into deals though?
posted on 19/7/15
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posted on 20/7/15
Time table of events over the next 24 Hours or so
Transfers close at 6.00pm today
After this point you can add a 10M end of season bonus to your budget
Then I will release the Battersea and Mandems squads
At 6.00pm on Tuesday the transfer market re-opens with unlimited transfers & releases between then and 6pm next Monday
posted on 22/7/15
Ginter + £3m = Vertonghen?
posted on 29/7/15
Park, I'm afraid to say and don't take this personally but with all of this Fan issue I think it wiser if you don't take a place in this league. There was no need to bring it on to there and after your spat with LC and Fan I want a clean sheet in this league. I think you've proved you can't let it be and my decision is my decision
You had declared you wouldn't be taking it seriously in terms of players and thus perhaps it wise you stick with the revamped DL under Tino.
posted on 29/7/15
Park, its not meant personal I have time for you