David Moyes Song

to be fair leeds arent rivals anymore

Moyes likes toys
and he likes boys

How about that Maestro... took me at least 12 seconds

Actually, he doesn't hate all red scousers

He's close friends with many

needs a rehaul again

How about...

"Hates Liverpool FC players due to being Manager of a fierce rival"

Can we squeeze that in?

How about that Maestro... took me at least 12 seconds

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12 seconds wasted.

Ask Dunk for some pointers.

Actually, he doesn't hate all red scousers

He's close friends with many

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Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer!!!

So Come on David Moyes,
Play Like Fergie’s Boys,
We’ll go wild wild wild!

How do you solve a problem like this song?

So, to recap.

Moysie doesn't wear a magic hat.

He doesn't hate scousers, he even likes red ones (sackable offence straight away).

I also have issue with this:

And when he got our offer,
He said, 'I fancy that!'

Can you back this up with a link please?

And another comment I need clarifying is:

David Moyes is magic

Do you mean he is a product of some mystical force, and doesn't really exist?

While we are at it, another song I have a problem with is Lonnie Donegans song My old man's a dustman.

A simple google search will show you that Lonnie's dad was not a dustman at all. This makes Lonnie a lying t wat.

Also there is no such thing as a dustman's hat. My dustman doesn't wear one.