Friday Joke

Fed up of waiting for transfer gossip, so have some of this....



A bloke sets up his own business and after a short while he finds his enterprise is becoming quite profitable. As a result of this he finds himself requiring a couple of assistants to work in the office.

After a series of interviews he settles on Jack, an affable gentleman in his mid fifties, and a stunning 19 year old beautiful blonde piece called Sarah.

The business rolls on comfortably for a few years until the country hits yet another recession. Our businessman friend soon receives an urgent weekend call from his accountant who warns him that, if the company is to survive, he will need to make an employee redundant.

He knows this is a horrible situation to be placed in and decides that in order to be fair he needs a way to decide. After racking his brains he decides that the first employee to visit the water cooler on Monday will get the axe.

Monday morning arrives, and within 5 minutes a rather worse-for-wear Sarah approaches the water cooler. "Here goes" he thinks to himself....

"Morning Sarah, how are you?"

"Awful. Paying the price of a heavy weekend!"

"Well I'm afraid I've got bad news, Sarah....I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off".

"Looks like you're gonna be jacking off then mate, my f-cking head's pounding!"