If I had half a billion? DAMN all the thing that I would buy!
Buy a mansion that would put all the MTV cribs to shame.
Buy a Bugatti Veyron with my own race track.
Buy big housed accomodations all over the major cities in England and turn them into charity homes.
Buy my own private jet with Piers 'Moobs' Morgan as the pilot.
Buy an even bigger Manchester ground to build a 200,000 seat stadium for Manchester United (probably still would get filled up)
Pay for Mario Balotelli's private tuition on how to put a bib on...so many things...
So City fans what would you do?
Roberto Mancini: I would buy the FA Cup Trophy.
Oh ok then. Awkard.
Browse:
If I had 500 million pounds
comment by RipleysCat (U1862)
posted on 5/8/11
How about buy a night club. Set up 3 food outlets in it, and tell Kia to tell Tevez that there's a club with 3 restaurants in the vicinity that he might want to work for.
comment by ManCitizens. Only here cos of City (U1216)
posted on 5/8/11
Kids still angry because his club exist because of City. Nice isn't it
comment by gratedbean (U4885)
posted on 5/8/11
With 500m I would find a way to ensure that Carlos Tevez ended up doing a dead end job in a proper northern * hole for the rest of his life for slagging our beloved city.
comment by MarkyMarksIllegitimateSonGordon (U7028)
posted on 5/8/11
Manchester is a big bender city!
comment by MBL. (U6305)
posted on 5/8/11
You enjoyed your stay then!
comment by MBL. (U6305)
posted on 5/8/11
posted 1 hour, 4 minutes ago
With 500m I would find a way to ensure that Carlos Tevez ended up doing a dead end job in a proper northern * hole for the rest of his life for slagging our beloved city.
Kebab house in fallowfield then!
comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted on 5/8/11
LennyIsFromVenus (U7028)
Manchester is a big bender city!
Do you speak from experience?
comment by gratedbean (U4885)
posted on 5/8/11
Noooo I'm talking a chippy in Hull, an arcade in Blackpool or a bar in Huddersfield. Then he will know the true meaning of 'having nothing to do'.
comment by MBL. (U6305)
posted on 5/8/11
Or one of levies brothels! Ji zz mopper quick
comment by (U9735)
posted on 8/8/11
But would you buy an Italian girl with a mohawk?
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