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Furniture problems!

Fur aw you fellas out on the pull this evening. Should always be prepared wi a max impact juan liner in case ah knock backs.
Hen, ah see yiv goat furniture problems, yir chest is in tie drawers!
Aw naw yir chest is still packed!
Sofa terse, whit makes you so speshul?

posted on 21/6/13

Flat packed,
Bastirt hing fell oot ma haun

posted on 21/6/13

If you were a bogey, I would pick you first.

A winning chat up line

posted on 21/6/13

Ath, by that do you mean copulating with the fairer sexx?

comment by Wullie! (U3432)

posted on 21/6/13

ath

comment by atheist (U2783)

posted on 21/6/13

Indeedy, Fido.

Awright Leo?

comment by Wullie! (U3432)

posted on 21/6/13

Sofa terse, whit makes you so speshul?


did you have a spinning dickie bow on when ye skelped her wi that belter

posted on 21/6/13

Ath, in ma time ma nickname wiz King Sewer Rat, ah wiz aw wiz in a hole!

posted on 21/6/13

Hi, can I buy you several drinks?

Gingers chat up line

posted on 21/6/13

did you have a spinning dickie bow on when ye skelped her wi that belter,
Naw ma speed skates ectuelly!

comment by atheist (U2783)

posted on 21/6/13

Fido.

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