Hammill & Stead

Stead's my lovechild? That is the weirdest comment I've heard from you yet Mirf, and there have been plenty. He's a good squad player, by no means the star striker we need, but better than both Novak and Lee, so he's an improvement which is fine by me.

As for Ward playing up front, not for me. He isn't in the slightest bit an "intelligent" footballer, his movement off the ball is very rigid and he very rarely knows what he wants to do with the ball when he gets it. He can just hit a ball hard or run in straight lines - however his power causes more damage to folk in the stands than the opposition goal and his runs tend to be with his head down instead of up. Work on him as a winger, but don't put him anywhere near out strikeforce.

Careful Cas, Mirf is armed with donut smileys and he's not afraid to use them....

As for your ability to spot things.....Rain Man had "abilities" and they still locked him up for his own protection....

^^ That was for you Raymond Babbitt, aka Mirf

Mirf ?

Novak,

Three successive posts from you in 6 minutes and I still don't know what the f-ck you are on about.

You haven't been having lessons from Boots or Captain Dubbin, have you?

£34M turnover...? Pretty impressive for a club that struggle to hit 20,000 attendances
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Alright champers,I think only 1 game last season failed to hit 20k,any way the reason for a decent turnover in this league is the fan base we have around the world is buying from the club shop.ie £1mill profit in some of the months last season just from club shop.anyway hope you have decent season,maybe join us in play offs

Super

I suppose even if you only half filled the ground, at Bates' ticket prices it's probably like having a full house

I see you've finally forced the oldbugger out of the door! Congrats <champagne>

even

well Town averaged over 15,000; which considering the relevant populations is equivalent to 75,000....that's 3 people in each seat !!