If this is what...

I'd rather he was dead first, Jonty

Less messy that way, and stuffing him while alive does have a certain homoerotic aspect to it that I really, really, really would like to avoid thinking about.

Not that I wish Eric dead of course, he's a little ray of sunshine in a dreary sky.

I'm not sure many people would want a stuffed sewer rat on their mantlepiece Jonty.

I know about Middleton.



Jonty dear, good to see you trying humour at long last.



2020...

I always knew you had good taste and common sense

Mike...is that you?!

Look at Middleton, look at Wakefield and then just remember how blest you are where you live.



By the way, before anyone accuses me of being superior, I'm not, I lived in Gillingham for a while. That's like a slightly up market Wakefield or Middleton but without the humour. I was there as a missionary, couldn't save it though.

Middleton, who knows, maybe some of his family....

Eric reckons he knows Middleton, yet calls it a town.
You simply couldn't make it up!

Middleton is a locational Anglo-Saxon surname originating from dozens of different settlements in England going by one of the pre-7th century Old English variations of "middle" (such as midel) and "town" (such as tun).
































Still eh...?

So not only do you know naff about about football you also know naff all about the city itself.

Oh it's a city is it...?

This doesn't make Middleton a City

http://www.leeds.gov.uk/residents/Pages/Middleton(HolmewellRoad)RecyclingSite.aspx

That's the main reason folk go to Middleton, but it don't make it a city.

Yes Leeds is indeed a city but you're too dopey to figure that out
You've made an almighty blunder & now you're trying to wriggle out of it, unsuccessfully I might had!