Nigerian teams win 79-0 and 67-0

Hawk how you doing?

And leave Effe alone he had a few "poor" moments last year, this year he will soar like a Nigerian eagle

Or he will play pash again and get dropped

Hawk how you doing?

Not bad piffle just plodding along singing a song

How are you?

Same, without the song, no singing voice

On holiday and bored oot my fecking tats, killing a fortnight of leave, slowly killing me, too much drink, nae fitba (last nights game never happened, right)

Still normal hostilities resume soon enough so I should be grateful for the break

nae fitba (last nights game never happened, right)

How what happened piffle were celtic playing

Just fell off my deck chair in the back garden feck every kant laughing bassas

Deck chairs, a young mans game

Aye last night never happened, ok we got fecked

Fairs fair, I am sure I slagged a few results the Bears got last year so I have to take it on the chin

Fairs fair, I am sure I slagged a few results the Bears got last year so I have to take it on the chin

Good man piffle they pre season games mean feck all anyway. What was the score btw ?

I was a baws hair away from posting the score when the smiley popped up and saved my blushes

Good yin

nearly got you

We're they playin Celtic