Stevie G funky song

Born in Scouserland his name is Stevie G
Ever since his Champions League dive he calls himself Stevie Me
Swagger intact, he's ready to punch the DJ in the club VIP
But he'll get away with it cos he holds a 'respectable' MBE
Doesn't like being a scouser thats why he nearly joined Chelsea
But thugs threatened to beat him up, even Jonjo Shelvey
So carried on playing for a team who can only look back at their history
And looking over his shoulder he sees United running away with the winning mentality