new sponsor?

I thought when they announced the new kit they said it would not have a new sponsor on it. Unless things have moved on and they haved tied down the sponsor they want?

Why would anyone buy a kit not knowing whether it's going to have something like Durex plastered all over the front of it?!

Durex would be quite good. Protection against infections such as Direbyitis and Festerence.

The new shirts are going to have a USB socket, so you will be able to download the sponsors name when it is finalised. It can also be used to change player names on the back when they leave the club.

Direbyitis: patient becomes soulless, anaemic and boring. Unable to keep their mouth shut however silly it makes them sound. A terrible affliction.

Festerence: symptoms include turning blue with a feeling of insecurity and wondering why everyone is ignoring you. Sometimes known as small-man syndrome.