Paul Hartley. Grow The Legend.

Leo, she has a skoda badge but really she's a VW

Barry, have been on it like a car bonnet since 3.45pm, Mrs Piffle is now not an admirer of my drinking prowess

She thinks we are getting up "early" to get BBQ gear, I fear that might not happen

Piff, I still have random thoughts of you struggling across the motorway reminds me of the time a mate was giving me a lift to prestwick airport and I was steaming and had to stop for a pee. I fell down the embankment and my ex came to help, she fell too! We both were covered in mud flying home, but she was the only one with pash all over her true<ok >

Barry, the best I can say about my Motorway exploits is that I never peeded myself

The image of your ex, and I can see why that might be rolling about in the mud makes me feel a wee bit better

That said, I did feck a pair of Jack Jones jeans, cost me £110, was worth it to get home, cigs intact, dignity gone but I still get ripped to this day in the pub, half a dozen folk saw my brave effort crossing the road, half a dozen still giggle at my efforts

worse was a few years later we went to a Dublin GAA game, on the drink the whole day and night and flew to Vienna the next morning at 7am. The air stewards had to wake us after we landed, neither to this day have any recollection of boarding the flight. Turns out my Dad woke us, carried us to the car, drove us to the airport and pleaded with staff to help us board. Zero recollection of anything other than the flight attendant waking us as the plane was empty

Barry I have never managed to pass out to that extent big shout out to your Da

A wee part of him would have been so proud of you that it might have been a life memory for him, " ma wee boy, fecked beyond belief" proud times, that or he wanted to bust you all of my boys have made me feel like that (both ways)

Piffhe's a great guy, absolute gentleman

I'm wrecked tired, ill say goodnight..pleasure yapping, as always.... Take care bud

Still tasting the windows, Mex?

You have my deepest sympathies.

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Just reporting in for the day - to try and build up my JA 606 activity. It's pre-season - so no requirement for me to excel yet. Hello Leo.

Fkn hell

Page 1 of this thread is pathetic

Fkn chuckle brothers