Attn. Admins - re Suarez, tweets and pipes.

Dear Admins,

After John Henry's tweet this morning regarding the likely substance being inhaled by the Arsenal board, I feel most strongly that, now, more than ever, is the time to create my long-requested addition to the smiley roster, namely:

<putthatinyourpipeandsmokeit>

In addition to its relevance to this morning's matter, it would also be invaluable for many other situations that may arise throughout the season. I cite the following examples for your convenience:

1. In reply to non-Arsenal supporters when said club spend a lot of money on transfers/win a trophy/win all trophies available etc.

2. In reply to supporters of one's own club when someone you think is very good but they think are very bad, scores a hat-trick to win the league/FA cup/league cup/world cup etc.

I'm sure the good members of this board can think of many more.

Please give this your due consideration.

Yours Sincerely,

Armchair Judgement Esq.