A Morning in the life of RGK

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A grumpy RGK smashes down on his alarm. He is grumpy because Higuain has gone to Napoli. Geoff on Twitter assured RGK that he was having a medical at Arsenal, and RGK got his hopes up.

Unwilling to be too disheartened, RGK bounces out of bed, gives his Dominic Cork poster a kiss, and pours himself a bowl of Lucky Charms.

He then turns on his laptop in search of his buddy GeoffArsenal on Twitter. RGK believes everything Geoff on Twitter says you see, because he once called a Monreal injury before anyone else.

He asks Geoff for an update, and he assures RGK that Suarez, Rooney, and Fabregas are imminent.

Buzzing at the news, RGK quickly logs on to JA606 and starts typing up an article.

Here is the result of one such occasion....

http://www.ja606.co.uk/articles/viewArticle/219917


After taking standard abuse from Arsenal fans, he goes in search of some Spurs fans to talk to, especially Chronic, Doovde and Don Tottenham.

After taking more abuse from the above forementioned, RGK goes back on to Twitter to check his other main source, Dominic Cork (yes you heard that right - the former cricketer), and double checks that in fact Suarez, Rooney and Fabregas are still coming to Arsenal, and that they will definately win the league.

After all, RGK says Arsenal have the most spending power of anyone in the world this summer, and will also dominate the footballing world for the next decade.

After his sterling mornings work, RGK retires to his chamber to continue the football manager game that he has confused with real life.