It's no coincidence!

I hope you have all noticed that the calculated value of the stolen booty in the recent Cannes jewellery heist is £88m.
And what is the alleged value of Unreal Madrid's offer for the Welsh Wizard? Yes it's £88m!
It's so obvious what has happened here - Madrid is a club massively in debt. The only way they can afford to buy our prized asset is to half-inch it from an unsuspecting luxury hotel.
So I say to the French police - go and get your man. The perpetrator of the crime has to be Florentino Perez. Lock up the Spanish Tea-Leaf and confiscate all his club's assets. Ban them from all competitions. End of media frenzy.