Tommy Spurr has left for Blackburn, which by my reckoning leaves us with only 6 players, which under the laws of the game means we will be unable to field a team (7 players minimum required). This should save us from the embarrassment of being;
A) The team to be relegated earliest in a season
B) The first team relegated without getting a point
C) The first team to go a whole season without scoring
D) The team with the record for most goals conceded
E) Please feel free to add any other points.
Following on from the appointment of Paul Dickov (who got sacked by Oldham to save them from relegation to league 2) I didn't think it possible for us to become more of an embarrassment & laughing stock, however we seem to eclipsed any ridicule faced by any other club. If any Wolves or Portsmouth fans read this they should remember the saying "However bad you think you've got it, there's always someone worse off than you"
RIP Doncaster Rovers.
Good news at last !
posted on 31/7/13
I'm so puddled right now i wrote View.
What a Dickov
posted on 31/7/13
AHHHHHHHHHHH Belle Vue.Can we please go back to those wonderful days
posted on 31/7/13
By the rules of Dickov if a player is not 100% committed to us he can go. Ala Mvoto. Hence Tommy will not play for us again.
Or if he does Dickov talks with forked tongue.
posted on 31/7/13
More good news.Rovers staff are,as we speak on their way to the North York Moors to return James Harper to the Keepmoat.Since May he has been acting as a wind turbine.As a result of this there may be a power reduction in the Pickering area.Hopefully this will point us in the right direction.
posted on 31/7/13
How about Lee Camp.currently without a club.
posted on 31/7/13
Are you just trawling the net for keepers Lanza its not long since you told me Ross turnbull. What's Gordon banks upto
posted on 31/7/13
Now then chaps- who owes who a pint and fish and chips amongst you two, it is as bad as me and hound. OR is that Hound and I?
posted on 31/7/13
Lee Turnbull has his pen in his hand.
Time for humble pie with them fish n chips whitby
posted on 31/7/13
Think you mean Ross Lanza does that mean Alfie signs tomorrow
posted on 31/7/13
Beast thing we ever did shipping Lee Turnbull off to Chesterfield. He Was Rhubarb