Justification for Moffat again?

Steady on fùck all...

Moffaticus like yirsel wi yer demeaning,condescending platitudes can get right tae fùck

No, no. I'm not Moffaticus. I'm Valentinus. Pay attention. A platitude is a trite or banal remark passed off as original. Which of mine fits that description? Moff the Toff (as we called him) would, I believe be a real asset and my understanding is that Green rejected him because he was asking for too much money (his bus fare to Milngavie, somebody told me). But this is not a time for pride at Ibrox. This is a time for humility and begging. The fans would stump up, I'm sure. Moffa Moffa would be the cry. You mark my words.

btw, did everybody know that Charles Green was a member of Fleetwood Mac in the 70s?

"This is a time for humility and begging"

You are a trier V

but he was known as Norman Greenbaum then

the big Forfar Bridie, the Mighty Mo, Tin Jim, the Man with the Tan, Jim the Smiter, Moffaticus the Tacticus -- just to complete his inventory of epithets

Now it's a party

Loving your work V, some of the weirdest stuff for a while and I honestly mean it when I say stay on these boards, getting way to serious

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Now that Walter has resigned again, I think that ManMountain Moff's big moment has at last arrived. We need men of vision, courage, ambition, slip-on tan shoes.