A close source reveals all!!

This must be true because it's a well known fact that Sleaford is at the white hot cutting edge of all things world football transfer related

Oh yeah, Interflora are based there as well

I went to Sleaford once.


It was closed.

They heard you were on your way Groovy

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Wonderful service that interflora,gets you there in no time at all.

Sleaford is so cutting edge when it comes to premiership football players. They all come here to get away from the bright lights! Only last week the wife's auntie had Suarez and a couple of other Pool boys staying the night. Lovely boys all told she said

Hope auntie let them all have a bite to eat.

She had the Dr Lector mask all ready and prepared. You can't get one passed auntie Ida!

You can't get one passed auntie Ida!
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Maybe you should play her in goal............5-2.

she was too busy watching arsenal lose the emirates cup.

don't think so hahahaha

Bale’s Welsh compatriot Sam Warburton, who is now captain of his nation’s rugby team, claims the much-hyped left winger was a fan of Arsenal when they were back in school.

Both athletes received their education at Whitchurch High School as teenagers and according to Warburton, Gareth Bale was passionate about his current rivals Arsenal during those days.