Arsene Does Karaoke. Sort Of.

“Hello! I’m Arsene! I’m loud, I’m proud and I’m bad to the bone. I’m choosing my fave song ever, Faith by George Michael! Yay!"

The name’s Arsene, I’m here to tell my story,
And I’m sure it won’t be boring, ‘cause it’s a story ‘bout me.
Back in ’04, I was Invincibuh-uhle,
With attacking principuh-uhles, and my man Henry.

Ohhhh but now they’re all gone, even Cygaaaan,
Last out the door was left-back Gael Clichy.
Pires and Freddie, Sol Campbell steady,
But now we’re stuck with crap like Squillaci…

But you gotta have faith, you gotta haaave faith,
Because you gotta have faith-uh-faith-uh-faith,
You gotta have faith-uh-faith-uh-faith-ah!

Bay-by! I know there’s no Vieira,
Our team – it lacks a scarer, they’re all five foot two.
Baaaaaay-by! I don’t care what the haters say,
I’ve still got ‘Manuel Eboué, and mental strength tooooo.

“Sign Juan Mata! Sign Chris Saaaamba!"
“Get a DM, and a left-back too!"
“We know you’ve got cash, so why don’t you splash?!"
“And sod that douche Almunia off, too!"

But you gotta have faith, you gotta haaave faith,
Because you gotta have faith-uh-faith-uh-faith,
You gotta have faith-uh-faith-uh-faith-ah!

Six years gone by, without a single trophy,
Emirates crowd oh so mopey, all they do is boooo.
All I ever hear, is “Get that daft old clown out!"
“And Chamakh that useless layabout, and Diaby too!"

Ohhh, but now this song is, nearly over,
And the mood amongst you all, it remains blue.
But please remember, I’m Arsene Wenger,
And I just got one thing to say to you….

You gotta have faith! Ohhh, you gotta have faith!
Because you gotta have faith-uh-faith-uh-faith,
YOU GOTTA HAVE FAITH-UH-FAITH-UH-FAITH-AH!

So, what did you think guys?"

Arsenal fans: "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Please don’t hate Arsene. If you feel the need to abuse someone, abuse me instead. I will not cry.