Metro Fail

Here is an example why the metro is the biggest load of dross

http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/871672-arsenal-ramp-up-gary-cahill-interest-following-vermaelen-injury

In case you haven't spotted it:

Arsenal's vice-chairman, David Dein, has backed the Frenchman, insisting he is still the right man to take the north London club forward, despite six seasons without a trophy.

Vice-Chairman?!