Smileys?

same as beeb!

Well I don't know how everybody else did it, but I began by writing a letter to Lord Yellowface, King of the Smileys, beseeching him to grant me permission to use his sacred symbols in my JA606 discourse.

His Lordship responded by instructing me to fast for forty days before making a solemn pilgrimage to the Smiling Shrine, midway up Mount Lol. There I was to pray for a period of seven days and seven nights before the mythical Power of the Smiley was finally bestowed upon my grateful soul.

So i guess you need a

Why not.