Suarez/Rooney/Bale

I'd like to shameless use the pool of wit assembled on these boards to come up with a Fantasy Footy team name for me to use at work.

I like to make them topical, so something about Suarez/Rooney/Bale wouldn't be inappropriate, or something else if you come up with it. I'm just not feeling very inspired at the moment.

"What's in it for me?", I hear you say - well eff all if I'm honest, but this your oppotunity to amuse those who bother to read yet another article with "Suarez" in the title.

Thanks.