LAA

Bwah...bwah..bwah

If Wenger went into a pound shop he would stick 30p on the counter.

Wengers so tight,

...he won't even tip his hat
...he counts his fingers after he shakes your hand

You won't believe this but this morning whilst walking the dog I stumbled upon an old rusty lamp, I rubbed it and lo and behold a genie appeared.

"Thanks for releasing me, I will now grant you a wish" he said.

"I want to live for ever" said I.
He replied "I can't do wishes like that it's impossible"
I said "In that case, I want to die when Arsenal next win a trophy"

"You crafty sod" said the Genie !

Red5, it's refreshing to not hear that Joe with Everton replacing arsenal.

I've heard Wengers so tight, he turns the gas off when turning his bacon over.

The police rescued a small lad from his parents who beat him constantly. He was placed with an aunt, who sadly beat him too. Then he went to a foster home, where again he was beaten.

He has now been placed with the Arsenal football team who, as we know, cannot beat anyone.

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Teacher to class: "What does your dad do at weekends?".

Little Boy: "He's a dancer in a gay bar and sometimes if the money's right he lets punters bang him and shoot in his gob".

Teacher takes him outside, "Is that true?".

Little boy: "No miss, it's total rubbish. He plays for Arsenal but I'm too embarrassed to say".