Irvine!!!!!

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Rangers spend money they done have

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Fixed that for u zach

Yeah where's the update from CQN or do the only talk about rangers?

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Ra rangers cash flow is ever deepening take monday for example the swallys pie and slice allowance from greggs was pretty much unlimited ( great for the local economy ) but as the week has reached only wednesday there is now a limit of 50 per day and further forecasts for the weekend of limits dipping below 20 per day have sent alarm bells ringing deep inside the greggs HQ with one worried Exec releasing a statement " it's no fair i got a family to feed " . Depressing time ahead surely and be felt far and wide ( naw no the swallys waistline ) as family after family loses there home and decent weans start becoming pickpockets and get hooked on crack . all coz of the govan meltdoon volume 2 . so there you have it folks dig deep for the pies for swally and save decent weans from a life of hell .

Over on parkheed the faith is dropping in pistol pete while he is slugging it down the high st with the £40 mill in his back pocket on the way to to the bank with that grin that only a balance sheet trophy can bring . there is mounted pressure of a high noon shoot out with fans having said enough is enough worrying times ahead for auld pete ? will he make it to the bank or a big shootout and the dough be spent on new players . only time will tell . one fan was heard echoing these worries by saying " i'm pure sick of this no spending pash get yer hon oot the biscuit tin pete or its the hi-ho for you " . moods are certainly changing after a utter calamity performance last night and big developments expected one way or the other at parkhead this coming week ...

stay tuned for more updates

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Correction:
Rangers spend other people's money

Brilliant KennyBhoy, that's the kin a bulletin ah wiz looking fur. Well balanced and accurate, kept me occupied fur a couple a mins oan ra throne!

Rangers spend more than they earn and the business is not sustainable. The board and certain major shareholders know this. They are now discussing whether go for another share issue or suffer an insolvencey event.

Meanwhile the fans will get theusual PR that everything is fine now that Green has gone.

"Rangers spend more than they earn and the business is not sustainable. The board and certain major shareholders know this. They are now discussing whether go for another share issue or suffer an insolvencey event."

Déjà vu