Ade to Schalke

Yak attack . I always liked Yakubu, and thought Harry may have got him in previously. I bet he weighs about 30st now

I'd love Benteke mate. Not a chance though. I remember you having a bony for Bony too. Its definitely the type I think we'd need though - you can't have three strikers all under 6ft. No variety

dont want hernandez

FatYak

Yeah i've been banging the Bony drum for a while.. he's not actually that tall.. 5'10"(?) but he's solid and has a great record, would've been a handy option for the cups. Crouch is over 6ft

Really Chronic?

Obviously it's unlikely, but he'd be a weapon off the bench!

why would he swap the man u bench for the spurs bench to start with?

Bales

If Crouch weighed about 2/3st more he'd be a scary proposition. I'm sure I read he weighs about 11st or so - ridiculous for a 6'7 man. Scalled down Giraffe legs

Scaled down Giraffe legs

He's not going to get a starting role for a club in Europe.. certainly not in the PL.

After the Europa draw, I would have thought Ade would be doing his utmost to get a move to Schalke.

Indeed RDBD, reckon Benny will be getting itchy feet too considering trips to Norway, Moldova and darkest Russia..

30 Days of Night. The Europa version.