How do you solve a problem like my account?

No help?

Fine, I'll just continue to malfunction.

Hmm, sorry it has been hectic today.

Has this issue always happened with your account?
Does it only ever log you out when you view your profile page.
Have you tried using another browser? Chrome?
Have you tried changing your password?

Yay! The complaining thing actually worked!

Which issue are we talking about first? The remember me thing has never worked for me, the logging out thing seems to have stopped happening, you've fixed the thing that shows the wrong page and the thing that says I was the last comment even when there's been more after that only happens occasionally.
I haven't tried another browser, I could, but I don't really want to start using one browser for here and another for everywhere else.
I'll try changing my password now. If I never return it's because I've forgotten it.

The remember me should work. But from the one other person that had a similar issue, they switched from using their email to login to their using username.

I've changed my password and that seems to have solved the remember me issues.

Really it's only when my profile shows me as the last commenter even when people have commented after me that annoys me, but I can live with that.

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